Hey, hey...you're here?! OK, seriously, me too, I just took a few days off. Waited for inspirations. Still waiting for. But that will arrive soon, it always does. In the meantime, I got a joke for you: Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul. Now that I've switched phones, BTW, … Continue reading Don’t worry, dad’s here…
Feeding a horse the right way. The 5-step guide Grab a carrot, Make difference between the horse's front and rear sides, Locate the mouth, Give carrot THERE, and only there! The rear side is NOT an entrance to anything, it is EXIT only! Accept your horse's grateful expression for not sodomizing him/her today.
My doctor, very surprisingly, last time I visited his office (a few days back) advised me to start with killing people... I mean, he didn't use those exact words, rather: You need to eliminate stress sources in your life. Well... 😀
How many tech bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb? (Blame this on Quora-threads!) One to call the light bulb revolutionary. One to write about how to use and apply the light bulb. One to question the ramifications of using the light bulb. One to disavow the lightbulb entirely and promote something different. OR … Continue reading Laugh On Line
Females aren't difficult. YES means YES. NO means YES or NO, or MAYBE, but at times PERHAPS could mean YES or NO as well. NOTHING means SOMETHING or NOTHING, in either case RUN for your life. 😀