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Tag: jokes

Don’t worry, dad’s here…

Hey, hey...you're here?! OK, seriously, me too, I just took a few days off. Waited for inspirations. Still waiting for. But that will arrive soon, it always does. In the meantime, I got a joke for you:  Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul. Now that I've switched phones, BTW, … Continue reading Don’t worry, dad’s here… →

Robert Varga Common Updates 1 Comment March 25, 2018November 3, 2018 1 Minute

How to feed a horse carrot

Feeding a horse the right way. The 5-step guide Grab a carrot, Make difference between the horse's front and rear sides, Locate the mouth, Give carrot THERE, and only there! The rear side is NOT an entrance to anything, it is EXIT only! Accept your horse's grateful expression for not sodomizing him/her today.  

Robert Varga Uncategorized 5 Comments March 13, 2018December 5, 2018 1 Minute

Meeting with the doctor

My doctor, very surprisingly, last time I visited his office (a few days back) advised me to start with killing people... I mean, he didn't use those exact words, rather: You need to eliminate stress sources in your life. Well... 😀  

Robert Varga Uncategorized Leave a comment March 10, 2018November 3, 2018 1 Minute

Laugh On Line

How many tech bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb? (Blame this on Quora-threads!) One to call the light bulb revolutionary. One to write about how to use and apply the light bulb. One to question the ramifications of using the light bulb. One to disavow the lightbulb entirely and promote something different. OR … Continue reading Laugh On Line →

Robert Varga Common Updates, Uncategorized Leave a comment March 3, 2018November 3, 2018 2 Minutes

Understanding to the core

Females aren't difficult. YES means YES. NO means YES or NO, or MAYBE, but at times PERHAPS could mean YES or NO as well. NOTHING means SOMETHING or NOTHING, in either case RUN for your life. 😀  

Robert Varga Common Updates Leave a comment February 20, 2018 1 Minute
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