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Tag: humour

There is one wish…

There is no greed to fuel my motives,No other place I would live at instead.I'm content with all we call our own,Having our love and we call this home.There are no fields and mountains prettier,And no lady a better fit or any sweeter.There isn't a place as calm as your hug.... . . there is … Continue reading There is one wish… →

Robert Varga Other Poems Leave a comment January 24, 2021January 24, 2021 1 Minute

Frozen rays, all betray

I see you little crap, you smile me from far,You show your rays again, Sun, but your rayalways betrays?I ignore you now, til warmer tides come again,As when last time I obeyed you,My ass was frozen in a square.You told me you're here and no cold yet to come,And I foolishly thought, why not believing,And … Continue reading Frozen rays, all betray →

Robert Varga Other Poems Leave a comment December 6, 2018 1 Minute

The pig, the lion and the rest of us

Earth is a weird place, and evolution is screwed! The pigs' orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (I want to be a pig in my next life ...) The cockroach lives for nine days without her head before starving. (I still can't get the pig out of my mind) If you hit your head in the wall, … Continue reading The pig, the lion and the rest of us →

Robert Varga Common Updates Leave a comment June 14, 2018November 3, 2018 1 Minute

Four years have passed again…

It must have a good reason why the World Cup has the same acronym as the restroom (WC) At least why I think it is like that...probably because I find the football (or soccer) World Cup, or football in general, utterly useless. Boring. Flat out a turd after a full day's meal marathon. But I … Continue reading Four years have passed again… →

Robert Varga Common Updates June 14, 2018December 2, 2018 1 Minute

Poem on Bugs

If that critter can fly It's time for him to die! Inspired by an anonymous comedy contribution on the Interwebz...  

Robert Varga Common Updates Leave a comment May 25, 2018 1 Minute

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