The pig, the lion and the rest of us

Earth is a weird place, and evolution is screwed!

The pigs’ orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(I want to be a pig in my next life …)
The cockroach lives for nine days without her head before starving.
(I still can’t get the pig out of my mind)
If you hit your head in the wall, you burn 150 calories per hour.
(Do not try it at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot mate until the head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by beheading the poor fellow ( – Honey, I’m home. What’s …?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It’s like a man jumps over a football field along its length. (30 minutes, peculiar pig! Can you imagine this?)
The catfish (Ameiurus nebulosus – latin, it sounds like a Harry Potter magic spell) has more than 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty at the bottom of a lake?)
Some lions mate more than 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life … rather quality over quantity)
Butterflies sense flavors with their feet.
(I’ve always wanted to know this)
The strongest muscle is in the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm …. …guys, be sure you use it!)
Right-handed people live 9 years longer than left-handed people.
(If I’m two left-handed, can I split the difference?)
The elephant is the only animal that can not jump.
(This is comforting to hear)
The cat’s urine shines in the black light.
(I do not know how much the government has paid for this to be proven. And for who!?)
The ostrich’s eyes are bigger than the brain.
(I also know a few people like that)
The starfish has no brains.
(Again, I can see such examples among people as well)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they change, they will continue to live longer, as we stated earlier. Someone should tell them!)
Only people and dolphins use sex for joy.
(And the pig? Have dolphins ever heard of the pig?)



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